Ram – I notice that
Your Wife is
mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she Cooks
Shyam – No.! Actually
our Telephone Connection
is in the kitchen.!
Ram – I notice that
Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?
Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy
Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe
kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table
nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko
kaunse tables aata he
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this.
Patni maike jaa kar
pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki
Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta
Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai.
Husband: kyaa tumhare PaPa bhi unke sath aa rahe hai?
Wife: nahi, Par ye aap kyo puch rahe hai?
Husband: isliye ki Kitchen me meri madad ho jati.
A family saw a “sholay” movie, came back home and husband
romantically said to wife :”naach basanti naach”
Child added: “basanti iss kuttay keh saamne mat naachna
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You look boo-tiful tonight
What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
What is a monster’s favorite food?
Ghoul scout cookies
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
When do gholes cook their victims?
On Fry Day
What’s a vampire’s favorite candy?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Q: Why Don’t Witches Wear Panties?
a: So They Can Get A Better Grip On The Broom!