kids Halloween Jokes

Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?

They’re afraid of flying off the handle

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend

What’s a monster’s favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?


What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

Boo boos

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?


What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

Count Duckula

What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?

Twick or Tweet

Where do spooks water ski?

On Lake Erie

What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?

He was repossessed

What does a ghost eat for lunch?

A BOO-logna sandwich

Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the dead sea

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office

What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghoster

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone

Why was the mummy so tense?

He was all wound up

Where did the goblin throw the football?

Over the ghoul line

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?

Spare ribs

What do goblins mail home while on vacation?


What is a ghost’s favorite party game?


What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?


What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

You look boo-tiful tonight

What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?


What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?

Boonanas and Booberries

What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?

Dead Ends

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up!

What is a monster’s favorite food?

Ghoul scout cookies

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

I’m bone to be wild!

Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?

Because he likes to draw blood!

When do gholes cook their victims?

On Fry Day

What’s a vampire’s favorite candy?

A sucker

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin