A big Hunter in a party talking about his
hunting career and told,
“Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.â€
The listeners protested saying there are no
tigers on that continent.
The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.â€
Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch
kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke
“Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!â€
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
Employee: Sir aap meri salary bada dijiye,
meri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna
ke liye factory jimmedar nahi hoti.
Patient to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat jhute,
humne to teri kidney churai hai !!
Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke
“Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !â€
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room
mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya.
ha ha ha ha….
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN
THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN
your mamas so fat that god said let there be
light so he told her to move her fat ass out of the way
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
George Washington!
George Washington who?
George Washington who?!! Didn’t you learn anything in history class?!!
Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus.
After some time bus arrives and does not stop
where the Sardarji was standing.
Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus.
And after some 500 meters bus stops.
Bus driver
Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver,
kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?
Driver : No
Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?
Driver again says : “NO.”
Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?
