Before
marriage
:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after marriage you can read it from bottom to up !!!!
A woman worries about
the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
A couple phoned a neighbor
to extend birthday greetings.
They dialed the number and then
sang “Happy Birthday” to him.
But when they finished their off-key rendition,
they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
“Don’t let it bother you,” said a strange but amused voice. ”
You folks need all the practice you can get.”
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that I needed an upgrade.
Some employees bought
their boss a gift for his birthday.
Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly,
and noticed that it was wet in the corner.
Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it,
he asked, “A bottle of wine?”
His employees replied, “No.”
Again,
he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid.
“A bottle of scotch?”
“His employees replied again, “No.”
Finally the boss asked, “I give up.
What is it?”
His workers responded, “A puppy.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle, I can hear you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Moira.
Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.
