I Got Married Bcoz

Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking,
Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason… ;->


BV and Politics

Why legal age for voting is 18
& for Marriage 21
Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulak sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai.


Bachelor Alert

TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.

difference between love and arranged marriage!

What is d difference between
luv marriage and an arranged marriage?
D 1st one is a perfect suicide..
N the next one is an arranged murder!

galatfehmi

WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the, HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi?
HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha……………!

her din nayi nayi to milti

Wife: kaash main newspaper
hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane
her din nayi nayi to milti.

koi molvi to jannat me aaye

Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:
Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to
jannat me aaye.

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife,
intelligent wife, caring wife,loving wife,
sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife,
but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

changed my mind about marrying

In a court: So, Witness,
what did you do when you
saw this woman whacking her
husband’s head with this iron?
I called my fiance and said I had
changed my mind about marrying her.