Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they

.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,

Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

kab tak khaoge

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon,

Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Rishta ley aao

ek din sardar ki biwi sardar se kehti hai

k hamari bachi jawan hogai hai jaoo ja ker kesi

achey se rishtay ko talash ker k laoo or haan larka 26 sal ka hona chahye

toh sardar kehta hai agar 26 ka larka na miley to do 13 13 k le aoon!!

Salay Aur Kinni Duur Dekhna Chahta hai

Sardar’s Son: I want glasses.

meri door ki nazar kamzor hai!”

Sardar took him out and asked: “Woh kia hai.?”

Sardar’s Son: “Suraj”

Sardar: “Salay Aur Kinni Duur Dekhna Chahta hai!!”

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Why?

His wife delivered a baby.

Doctor sent him sms “mubarak ho aap baap ban gaye”

Sardarjee forwarded the sms to all his friends.

Phone Uthao

Aadmi: Mein apko kal sey phone kar

raha hoon aap phone kyun nahi utha rahey hain?

Pathan: Oye yeh jo 20 rupay ka gana lagwaya hai yeh

tera baap sunay ga kia!!

Do Pathan tree par beth kar gana gaa rahe thay

Do Pathan tree par beth kar gana gaa rahe thay,

achanak eik pathan ulta latak kar gana shru hogaya!

Dosra pathan bolo: “Oye ulta latak kar kyu gaa rahey hoo?”

Pehla bola: “Mein ’side B’ gaa raha hun!!”

itni lambi celebration

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai,

Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye  inkaar kia tha.

Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye

Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,

kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.