Happy Birthday

A couple phoned a neighbor
to extend birthday greetings.
They dialed the number and then
sang “Happy Birthday” to him.
But when they finished their off-key rendition,
they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.

“Don’t let it bother you,” said a strange but amused voice. ”
You folks need all the practice you can get.”


a gift for boss birthday

Some employees bought
their boss a gift for his birthday.
Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly,
and noticed that it was wet in the corner.
Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it,
he asked, “A bottle of wine?”
His employees replied, “No.”
he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid.
“A bottle of scotch?”
“His employees replied again, “No.”
Finally the boss asked, “I give up.
What is it?”
His workers responded, “A puppy.