Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer.
I urgently need to print document but the computer
won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support: “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”


copy & PASTE

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.


Types of Woman

HARD-DISK woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don’t you will lose everything!!


full disk

Santa and Banta work in a software company.
One day, they were to move their m/cs to another
building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.

Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how
easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB.
Can’t you carry even this much?”

Banta : “But yours is empty and my disk is full”!!!