Kyo???

Q. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.

Bus aayi -Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya – kyon?

A. Because Mayuri ‘can – go’. ~~~

Q. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.

Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon??

A. Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha… ~~~

Q. kamal, vimal do bhai they, dono bus stop pe khade the..

bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

A. Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!! ~~~

Q. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the…

bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata. Qyo???

A. Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait Kar raha tha! ~~~

Q. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the…

bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???

A. because pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

A big Hunter

A big Hunter in a party talking about his
hunting career and told,
“Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.”
The listeners protested saying there are no
tigers on that continent.

The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”

maa banne wali hoon

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch
kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke
“Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

subah phansi di jayegi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

Bahar wali ghatna

Employee: Sir aap meri salary bada dijiye,
meri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna
ke liye factory jimmedar nahi hoti.

teri kidney churai hai

Patient to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat jhute,
humne to teri kidney churai hai !!

machcharo ko ullu banaya

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke
“Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room
mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya.
ha ha ha ha….

Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta

Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus.

After some time bus arrives and does not stop

where the Sardarji was standing.
Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus.

And after some 500 meters bus stops.
Bus driver
Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver,

kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?
Driver : No
Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?
Driver again says : “NO.”
Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?