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Kyo???

Q. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.

Bus aayi -Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya – kyon?

A. Because Mayuri ‘can – go’. ~~~

Q. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.

Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon??

A. Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha… ~~~

Q. kamal, vimal do bhai they, dono bus stop pe khade the..

bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

A. Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!! ~~~

Q. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the…

bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata. Qyo???

A. Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait Kar raha tha! ~~~

Q. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the…

bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???

A. because pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

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Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta

Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus.

After some time bus arrives and does not stop

where the Sardarji was standing.
Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus.

And after some 500 meters bus stops.
Bus driver
Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver,

kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?
Driver : No
Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?
Driver again says : “NO.”
Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?