balance Nil ho gaya

Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi

Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call
lagi aur jab sahi number laga
toh balance Nil ho gaya

uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai

Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?

Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai

Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai

Wife n Mobile:
Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai

sab ka Pyar mile

Iss aane vali thandi me aapko…

GHARWALI,

BAHARWALI,

SABJIWALI,

PADOSWALI,

COLLEGEWALI,

DOODHWALI,

KAMWALI,

FULWALI,
sab ka Pyar mile.

ab aur takath nahi

Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar RAPE karake chale gaye.

Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko
magar bole ab aur takath nahi.

Common dialogue on Exams & 1st wedding night

Common dialogue on Exams &
1st wedding night -

” Kaisa Hua” ??
“Acha hua, thoda bada tha,
thoda chooth gaya,
aata tha par theek se hua nahi!

saans kaise lete ho

Ek baar,

ek nanga aadmi aur

ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.

Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur ohir kaha,

” tum itni chiti si chiz(thing) se saans kaise lete ho.

Pack these sandle for madam

Male= pura ander chala gaya na
Female= ji, bilkul chala gaya
Male=dara ho raha hai kya..
Female=haaaaaaaaaan
Male=Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Female=perfect
Male=Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Female=zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Male=aray Suno, Pack these sandle for madam.

Pathan k 20 saal baad beta huwa

Pathan k 20 saal baad beta huwa lekin woh udaas ho gaya.

Friend : Yaar udaas kyun ho?

Pathan : Ek to 20 saal baad beta huwa aur woh bhi itna sa.

A sardarji went to toilet ten times

A sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

Somebody asked – sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?

sardar – hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi