Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye

Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake,
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye…

The Heart of boys and girls

Girl’s Heart is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart is Like a Mobile…
Either Water falls on Mobile….
OR
Mobile falls in Water,
Nukshan Mobile Ki hi Lagti Hai…

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga,
Confusion Ka MoMent Aaya Hoga,
Kabhi Monkey To Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga,
End Me Donoka Mix Pasand Aaya Hoga…

Biwi Saali Jokes

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

Try Chilly Powder

Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
And
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

Try Chilly Powder.

marriage on loan

A man bought a car on loan.
He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Man: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage too!

We make your dreams come true

Aman had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

saboot to utha lo

A man road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police wale aaye aur usko pakad ke le jaane lage.
A man bola ,
“Bhai, saboot to utha lo.”

Kyon itna darate ho

Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
ab tum samne aate ho,
dil dhadakte hai
jab nigah milate ho,
saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya?
Kyon itna darate ho???

aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.

2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.