What goes round the middle
What goes round the middle of the Internet?
The e-quator.
Category: Friendship Jokes
What do you call someone
What do you call someone who
spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.
Bachelor Alert
TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.
Maine pani mai ek sikka dala
Maine pani mai ek sikka dala,
or bhagwan se pyara se ek dost ki khwahish ki,
aur mujhe aap mil gaye or haan
saath mai ek awaj aayi
ek rupaye mai aisi hi milta hai
What is Ideal Friendship Full of Laugh
Our Friendship Is Ideal,
You Happy I Happy,
You Sad I Sad,
You Laugh I Laugh.
U Jump Out Of The Window,
I Look Down And Again I Laugh…
aap dosti ka wo daag ho
aap dosti ka wo daag ho
jise hum tide se dho nihi sekte
rin se saf nhi kr skte
surf se mita nhi sakte
kyun ki
kuch daag achhe hote hai
A Friend Is Like A Pillow
A Friend Is Like A Pillow,
You Can Hug When You Are In Trouble,
Cry On When You Are In Pain And
Embrace When You Are Happy,
So Remember When You Need A Friend
Buy A Pillow..
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
Grate One Liners Jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
“Dog-Ruff-E ”
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.