unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!

Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi

Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi.

Usne secretary ko boss ke god me baithe dekh liya.

Boss bina ghabraye bola, “Kaan kholkar sun lo.

Budget ki chahe kitni hi kami ho, mein ek chair se kaam nahi chala sakta.

Dusri chair kharidne ka order aaj hi de do”.

khana kaise banaya jata hai

Daughter : Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.

Mummy : Pinky, meine kitni baar tumse kaha hai ki

apne papa ke kaam ki baat mujhse mat pucha karo!!

mere liye langar le aana

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?

Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?

Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola :

Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!

free me hi sabzi mil jayegi

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai

Santa – Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

formality to karni hi padegi

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

ladke nahin badaltey

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,
ladke nahin badaltey

Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare

Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi,

shaadi karungi… aur kya?

Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna