Tota bola PATHAN

Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.

Mainay shadi karni hai

Sardaar to his papa : Mainay shadi karni hai
Papa : Puter kidhay naaal
Sardar : Papa dadi ama day naaal
Papa : Batamiz o meri maa hai
Sardar : Te tusa meri maa naal kio shadi kiti

shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai

American says USA mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..
Sardar: India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!

Lagta hai pahunch gai

koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke
ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

chata leke ja

Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.
Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!
Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

break mar kar kia faida

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur
gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha
rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

awaaz

Ek aadmi ne idhar udhar dekha. Koi nahi tha.
Usne darwaja khola aur andar chala gaya.
Andar dekha to bhi uske alawa koi nahi tha.
Woh akeli thi.
Usne aaram se apna nikala aur haath
mein pakad kar uske andar daal diya.
Phir idhar udhar ungliyan chalaane lagaa.
Complete room mein puch – puch ki awaaz goonjne lagi.

Thori der ke baad sab shaant ho gaya.
Aadmi ne haath badha kar apna nikala aur…..
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paise ginta hua ATM se bahar chala gaya.

ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi

ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi…
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi…

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi

kya meri nak tedi hai

kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri
surat tumse milte hai………….?