notice that Your Wife is mostly in the kitchen

Ram - I notice that
Your Wife is
mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she Cooks
many varieties.!
Shyam - No.! Actually
our Telephone Connection
is in the kitchen.!

Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?

Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?

Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

Mom Kyu rote ho

Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe
kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table
nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko
kaunse tables aata he

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this.

Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar
pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki
Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

Kitchen me meri madad ho jati

Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai.
Husband: kyaa tumhare PaPa bhi unke sath aa rahe hai?
Wife: nahi, Par ye aap kyo puch rahe hai?
Husband: isliye ki Kitchen me meri madad ho jati.

basanti iss kuttay keh saamne mat naachna

A family saw a “sholay” movie, came back home and husband

romantically said to wife :”naach basanti naach”

Child added: “basanti iss kuttay keh saamne mat naachna