Itne kum marks
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa,
chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Category: Kids Jokes
Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
What did you learn in school
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Mumbai the capital of India
Rajiv: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India
Mother: But why son?
Rajiv: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper.
we cannot see Bombay
Teacher:Ramu,what is far moon or Bombay?
Ramu:Bombay,because we can see moon,
but we cannot see Bombay.
ELECTRICITY
Q:WHAT IS THE NAME OF A CITY IN WHICH WE CANNOT ENTER?
A:ELECTRICITY
starts with petrol
Raju: “What sort of a car has your dad got?”
Ajay: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.”
Raju: “Really – Ours only starts with petrol.”
meaning of a school
Teacher:What’s the meaning of a school?
Robin: A school is a place where father pays
and the child plays!
Where is himalaya
Teacher – Where is himalaya.
Kid – Madam!I don’t know.
Teacher- Don’t know? Stand on the desk.
Kid – I still cant see.