Danielle
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle, I can hear you!
Category: Knock Knock Jokes
Aardvark
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
Dexter
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Howie
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
Moira
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Moira.
Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.
Yo momma
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Wendy
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing’ Along…
Tank!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Ammonia
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.
I love
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!