A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defence.
“They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man.
“It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”
RAM: DEFINE A LAWYER.
SHYAM: LAWYER IS A PERSON WHO RESCUES
THE LAND FOR YOU AND KEEPS IT HIMSELF.
Lawyer: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was too heavy too lift.
Judge:You have to pay Rs.50 for breaking a window
Thief:(searches his wallet)Take this 100 Rs. note.
I don’t have change.(gives the note)
Judge:(searches his wallet)Nor do I have.
You can break another window
Lawyer:Why did you enter the gate of a house?
Thief:Sir,on the gate it was written “You’re WELCOME”.
Judge:You beat your wife last night? you agree?
Husband:yes
Judge:You are fined Rs.100.10p.
Husband:I can understand 100Rs but what are 10paise for.
Judge:oh!that’s entertainment tax.
Lawyer:Why did you steal this man’s watch
Thief:I did not steal it.He gave it to me.
Lawyer:When?
Thief:When I showed him my gun.
Lawyer: Four witnesses have seen you steal the cow,
but you still do not admit.
Thief: Sir, I can even produce a hundred witnesses
who have not seen me stealing the cow.
