Story

Story:

Once upon a time

A boy asked to a girl: Will you marry me?

Girl: No.

Aur is tarah larka

hansi khushi rehne laga.

Moral:

I Got Married Bcoz

Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking,
Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason… ;->

BV and Politics

Why legal age for voting is 18
& for Marriage 21
Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulak sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai.

difference between love and arranged marriage!

What is d difference between
luv marriage and an arranged marriage?
D 1st one is a perfect suicide..
N the next one is an arranged murder!

galatfehmi

WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the, HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi?
HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha……………!

her din nayi nayi to milti

Wife: kaash main newspaper
hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane
her din nayi nayi to milti.

koi molvi to jannat me aaye

Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:
Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to
jannat me aaye.

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife,
intelligent wife, caring wife,loving wife,
sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife,
but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

changed my mind about marrying

In a court: So, Witness,
what did you do when you
saw this woman whacking her
husband’s head with this iron?
I called my fiance and said I had
changed my mind about marrying her.