Category: Marriage Jokes

Before marriage & after marriage

Before
marriage
:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after marriage you can read it from bottom to up !!!!


A woman worries about the future

A woman worries about
the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!