hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

Saloon Santa Ka Hay

Santa taklu Hai phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why?
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Kion k

Saloon Santa Ka Hay.

Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Types of Tenses

Teacher: Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa: Teen maidam.
Teacher: Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa: Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha.

Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Santa joined NASA

Santa joined NASA.

After one month the Americans had to change

the name from NASA to:

SATYANASA

Anpad aadmi ki zindagi koi zindagi hai

Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

pehla operation

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,

success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Film main Chudail

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage,

khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi..

Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!

Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.