Isme aur Colour Dikhao

Sardar to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao..

take an umbrella and go

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Todays dinner should be light

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth…………….. WHY?

because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light”_-=

Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

from landline or mobile

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”

A good doctor

Doctor to patient ( sardar) : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient (Sardar) : Yes. A good doctor.

Oye Ullu ke patte

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardarjee : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardarjee : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler