Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai

At a football match ground. Pappu: Ye log ball nu foot kyun
maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Pappu: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Akal badhi ya bhains

Q: A Man asked Pappu, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Pappu bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

Sharuk Khan ke ghar ka fan slow hai

Tumha pata hai Sharuk Khan ke ghar ka fan slow hai guess
….

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Guess Kaise.,

Q ke usko HAULE HAULE SE HAWA HAGTI HAI..

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz Hi

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz Hi
20Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10Padte Hi
5Ko Smjh Me Aata Hi
4To Kanjus Hote Hi
1Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hi Jo Rply Karta Hi

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE

What is 143?

I Love You
No

I wish you
No
I miss you
No

I hate you
No

143 means

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE

ghar se soch kar nikla karo

Lady – Shoes dikhaiye .
Shopkeeper : Kitnne number ka ?
Lady – 36 no.
Shopkr:Jaao madam jaao,ghar se soch
kar nikla karo Kya lena hai!

jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

sari raat dhoop main betho

Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai,
na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.

SINDUR SE BHARO

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye “HAMARI MANGE….,
Piche se Awaz aye,”SINDUR SE BHARO….”.

tab bhi jalebhi sidhi nahi bani

santa to halwai: tum kitne sal se jalebhi bana rhe ho.
halwai: 30 sal.
santa: tab bhi tum se jalebhi sidhi nahi bani!