Yo Momma So Fat!

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN
THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

Move Ur Fat

your mamas so fat that god said let there be

light so he told her to move her fat ass out of the way

so poor

Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare.

Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.