Maine pani mai ek sikka dala

Maine pani mai ek sikka dala,
or bhagwan se pyara se ek dost ki khwahish ki,
aur mujhe aap mil gaye or haan

saath mai ek awaj aayi
ek rupaye mai aisi hi milta hai

What is Ideal Friendship Full of Laugh

Our Friendship Is Ideal,
You Happy I Happy,
You Sad I Sad,
You Laugh I Laugh.
U Jump Out Of The Window,
I Look Down And Again I Laugh…

aap dosti ka wo daag ho

aap dosti ka wo daag ho
jise hum tide se dho nihi sekte
rin se saf nhi kr skte
surf se mita nhi sakte
kyun ki
kuch daag achhe hote hai

A Friend Is Like A Pillow

A Friend Is Like A Pillow,
You Can Hug When You Are In Trouble,
Cry On When You Are In Pain And
Embrace When You Are Happy,
So Remember When You Need A Friend
Buy A Pillow..

Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye

Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake,
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye…

The Heart of boys and girls

Girl’s Heart is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart is Like a Mobile…
Either Water falls on Mobile….
OR
Mobile falls in Water,
Nukshan Mobile Ki hi Lagti Hai…

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga,
Confusion Ka MoMent Aaya Hoga,
Kabhi Monkey To Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga,
End Me Donoka Mix Pasand Aaya Hoga…

Biwi Saali Jokes

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

Try Chilly Powder

Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
And
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

Try Chilly Powder.

marriage on loan

A man bought a car on loan.
He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Man: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage too!