We make your dreams come true
Aman had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
saboot to utha lo
A man road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police wale aaye aur usko pakad ke le jaane lage.
A man bola ,
“Bhai, saboot to utha lo.”
Kyon itna darate ho
Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
ab tum samne aate ho,
dil dhadakte hai
jab nigah milate ho,
saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya?
Kyon itna darate ho???
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.
2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.
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Grate One Liners Jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
“Dog-Ruff-E ”
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick
Funny One Liners jokes
Funny One-Liners
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Dirty One Liners Jokes
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says “you sheerin’ mate?” and the first guy replies “naw, they’re all mine”
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
“Why?” snorts the man. “Is there a fat bird in my car?”
Clean One Liners Jokes
What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : “Funny, I smell carrots too”.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
“Man it’s hot in here!!!!”
The other muffin exclaims,
“Look a talking muffin!!!!”
Tota bola PATHAN
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.