A black guy knew he had it made
when the old brass bottle he found in
the back yard turned out to have a genie in it.
Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.
“I wanna be rich,” said the black man.
The back yard filled up with chests of gold
coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.
“I’m no fool,” said the black man.
“I wanna be white.” And there he stood, white,
blonde-haired and blue-eyed.
“Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life.”
And he was black again.
A black woman was filling
out forms at the welfare office.
Under “Number of children,”
she wrote “10,” and where it said
“List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.”
When she handed in the form, the woman behind
the desk pointed out:
“Now here where it says “List names of children,”
you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman.
“That’s very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?”
asked the welfare worker.
“Oh, den I uses the last names.”
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Sarah: “What did you do at recess?”
Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard,
and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly,
I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.”
She does and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, “I played with Sarah in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “Good.
If you write ‘box’ correctly on the blackboard,
I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie.”
Morris does, and gets a cookie.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul
Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, “I tried to play with Sarah and Morris,
but they threw rocks at me.”
Teacher says, “Threw rocks at you?
That sounds like blatant racial discrimination.
If you can go the blackboard and write
‘blatant racial discrimination’ I’ll give you a cookie.”
This fellow was so deeply in
love that just before he was married,
he had his bride’s name tattooed on his love muscle.
Normally, only the first and last letters were visible,
although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they’re on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.
One night, in the men’s room,
this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man,
too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his pen’s.
“Excuse me,” he says, “but I couldn’t help noticing your tattoo.
Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?”No way, mon,
I work for the Tourist board.
Mine reads, “Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.”
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi
Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call
lagi aur jab sahi number laga
toh balance Nil ho gaya
Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defence.
“They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man.
“It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”
RAM: DEFINE A LAWYER.
SHYAM: LAWYER IS A PERSON WHO RESCUES
THE LAND FOR YOU AND KEEPS IT HIMSELF.
Lawyer: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was too heavy too lift.
