Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu.
upar dekhna chaiye tha na.
Mobile me aayega kya

Have a nice foolish day

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2009!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

Happy April Fool Day!

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!

Santa jokes

Q Why Is Santa So Fat?

a Because He Eats So Many Cookies

Three Bad Men

There Were Three Bad Men Who Went To A Priest.
The First One Said I Have stollen A Lolipop From A Baby.
Drink This Holy Water And You Will Be forgiven.
The Second One Says I Killed A Child.
Drink This Water And You shall Be Forgiven.
The Third One Says I Pissed In The Holy Water.
You Will Go to Hell Said The Priest.

Lmao Dude Read This

A City Cop Was On His Horse
Waiting To Cross The Street When
A Little Girl On Her New Shiny Bike Stopped Beside Him.
“nice Bike,” The Cop Said “did Santa Bring It To You?” “yep,”
The Little Girl Said, “he Sure Did!” The Cop Looked The Bike
Over And Handed The Girl A $5 Ticket For A Safety Violation.
the Cop Said, “next Year Tell Santa
To Put A Reflector Light On The Back Of It.”
The Young Girl Looked Up At The Cop And Said,
“nice Horse You Got There Sir, Did Santa Bring It To You?”
“yes, He Sure Did,” Chuckled The Cop.
The Little Girl Looked Up At The Cop And Said,
“next Year Tell Santa The Dick Goes Underneath The Horse,
Not On Top.”

That Sucks

Two Brothers Are Opening Presents At Christmas.
the Younger Brother Has 20 Presents And The Older One Only Has One. The Younger Brother Says To The Older One,
“haha, I Have 20 Presents You Only Have One!”
the Older Brother Replies “haha Smart Ass, You Have Cancer.”

i Know This Is Stupid……..so Thanks For All The Comments

Christmas Party

At Last Years Employee
Christmas Party I Was With My Wife
And Got Drunk Told People What I Thought Of Them.
The Next Day When I Woke Up I Asked My Wife How The Party Was? And She Say’s You Dont Remember?
No! She Then Say’s Well You Got Pretty
Drunk And Told The Boss What You Thought Of Him.
I Say Yeah What Did He Do? He Said Your Fired!
I Said Fuckem She Says I Did You Start Back Monday……..
Ex-wife Now

Santa Had A Problem

Santa Had A Problem,
So He Went To The Doctor And Said
“Doc, I Think I Have A Minced Pie Up Mny Arse!”
so The Doctor Tells Him To Bend Over So He Can Take A Look,
“alright Mr Clause, U Do Indead Have A Minced Pie Up Ur Backside
But Do Not Worry Because I Have Sum Cream To Go Wiv It”

Burglar

Wat Did The Burglar Get After Nickin A Calender?
he Got 12 Months!