apni naak saaf kar lo

Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath
nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum
ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?”
Boy and girl in a car
“Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.
Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath
se apni naak saaf kar lo.”

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Why?

His wife delivered a baby.

Doctor sent him sms “mubarak ho aap baap ban gaye”

Sardarjee forwarded the sms to all his friends.