Three Bad Men

There Were Three Bad Men Who Went To A Priest.
The First One Said I Have stollen A Lolipop From A Baby.
Drink This Holy Water And You Will Be forgiven.
The Second One Says I Killed A Child.
Drink This Water And You shall Be Forgiven.
The Third One Says I Pissed In The Holy Water.
You Will Go to Hell Said The Priest.