Posts tagged: clean marriage jokes

galatfehmi

WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the, HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi?
HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha……………!


changed my mind about marrying

In a court: So, Witness,
what did you do when you
saw this woman whacking her
husband’s head with this iron?
I called my fiance and said I had
changed my mind about marrying her.