Lots of things go on during

Lots of things go on during
“spring break” as the college
students let off a little steam.
This one student was arrested for
indecent exposure in a field near the beach,
and was appearing before a judge.
“I plead not guilty, Your Honor.
I only went there to get relieved,” he testified.

“Well, I’m inclined to accept your explanation.” said the judge.

“I guess some allowances must be made for ‘emergencies’.”

“That’s true to a point, Your Honor,” said the arresting officer.
“But what about this young lady here who relieved him?”