Sorry, wrong number
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house.
He picked up the phone and a woman asked,
“Is this 555-1111?”
“No, this is 555-1112.” Jeff replied.
“Oh, I’m so sorry for disturbing you.” The woman said.
“That’s alright,” Jeff said.
“I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.”