Birth Internet Mails Children Firewalls

A little boy goes to his father
and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well son,
I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Your mum and I got
together in a chat room at Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room,
I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy
and then your mum agreed to do a download
from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:

“You’ve got Male!”