Mainay shadi karni hai

Sardaar to his papa : Mainay shadi karni hai
Papa : Puter kidhay naaal
Sardar : Papa dadi ama day naaal
Papa : Batamiz o meri maa hai
Sardar : Te tusa meri maa naal kio shadi kiti

balance Nil ho gaya

Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi

Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call
lagi aur jab sahi number laga
toh balance Nil ho gaya