Posts tagged: funny marriage jokes

koi molvi to jannat me aaye

Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:
Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to
jannat me aaye.


A woman worries about the future

A woman worries about
the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!