Baniye ki wife bimaar thi

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi,
light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola:
Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

A big Hunter

A big Hunter in a party talking about his
hunting career and told,
“Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.”
The listeners protested saying there are no
tigers on that continent.

The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”