Types of Tenses

Teacher: Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa: Teen maidam.
Teacher: Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa: Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha.

Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.