The Wife Is Not Speaking To Me

One night,
this guy come into a bar
and asks the bartender for a drink.
Then he asks for another.
After a couple more drinks,
the bartender gets worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy
“and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”
The bartender thought about this for a while.
“But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?”
asked the bartender.
“Yeah, except today is the last night.”