Posts tagged: Hindi dirty Jokes

balance Nil ho gaya

Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi

Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call
lagi aur jab sahi number laga
toh balance Nil ho gaya


ab aur takath nahi

Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar RAPE karake chale gaye.

Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko
magar bole ab aur takath nahi.