I never thought that

I never thought that
the Internet was very useful,
but now I’ve changed my mind.
Let’s hope your new one works better
then the one you had before.

Birth Internet Mails Children Firewalls

A little boy goes to his father
and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well son,
I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Your mum and I got
together in a chat room at Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room,
I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy
and then your mum agreed to do a download
from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:

“You’ve got Male!”