Two pilgrims go out hunting

Two pilgrims go out hunting.
One has two blunderbusses (guns).
The second pilgrim asks,
“Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
The first pilgrim explains,
“I usually miss the first time I shoot.
By taking two I can shoot again”.
The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says,
“Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”

What do you get if you cross
a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?
A Witch-bone

What would you get if you crossed
a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist!