Josh Called

My daughter called me
at work to say I received
a call from “Josh” at the bank
regarding my account. So, I called
my bank and the operator asked me what
Josh’s last name was and I explained that
he hadn’t left his last name.

When she asked for his department,
I said that I didn’t know.

“There are 1500 employees in this building,
ma’am,” she told me rather sharply.

So I asked her for her name.

“Danielle,” she said.

“And your last name?” I asked.

“Sorry,” she replied,
“we’re not allowed to give last names.”