When I showed him my gun

Lawyer:Why did you steal this man’s watch
Thief:I did not steal it.He gave it to me.
Lawyer:When?
Thief:When I showed him my gun.

Four witnesses have seen you steal the cow

Lawyer: Four witnesses have seen you steal the cow,

but you still do not admit.

Thief: Sir, I can even produce a hundred witnesses

who have not seen me stealing the cow.