My daughter called me
at work to say I received
a call from “Josh” at the bank
regarding my account. So, I called
my bank and the operator asked me what
Josh’s last name was and I explained that
he hadn’t left his last name.
When she asked for his department,
I said that I didn’t know.
“There are 1500 employees in this building,
ma’am,” she told me rather sharply.
So I asked her for her name.
“Danielle,” she said.
“And your last name?” I asked.
“Sorry,” she replied,
“we’re not allowed to give last names.”
Blonde Cell Phone Jokes
A young man wanted to get his
beautiful blonde wife something
nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone.
She is all excited, she loves her phone.
He shows her and explains to her all the
features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping.
Her phone rings and it’s her husband,
“Hi hun,” he says “How do you like your new phone?”
She replies “I just love it! It’s so small!!
Your voice is clear as a bell – But there’s one
thing I don’t understand though.”
“What’s that, baby?” asks the husband.
“How’d you know I was at Wal-Mart?”,
she quietly replied…
Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah!
