Women Drivers Cell Phone Joke

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on the freeway,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and
when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver
in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah!