Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer.
I urgently need to print document but the computer
won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support: “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

Internet is very helpful

Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”

Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that
I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.

Guy 1: “Really?”

Guy 2: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”