A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys

A lady was picking through
the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A palgrim.

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.