Two pilgrims go out hunting
Two pilgrims go out hunting.
One has two blunderbusses (guns).
The second pilgrim asks,
“Why do you have two blunderbusses?â€
The first pilgrim explains,
“I usually miss the first time I shoot.
By taking two I can shoot againâ€.
The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says,
“Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?â€
What do you get if you cross
a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?
A Witch-bone
What would you get if you crossed
a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist!
